officialcrow:

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

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Anonymous asked:

Are you alive

woodmeat:

Don’t ask me no personal shit like this

bioaccumulation:

I miss the god complex english class gave me

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pissvortex:

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picsthatmakeyougohmm:

I could not not share this.

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teathattast:

teathattast:

we slidin

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unclefather:

oreoofficial:

i dont have feelings i am a fork

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lingrix:

ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

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april:

im very glad that women

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